Turkeys in the wine box....on the roadside

I found a box on the roadside yesterday. On a closer inspection it's labeled '12 x turkey - Debbie' A few speckled eggs are scattered around! Who's this Debbie? where are these eggs going?

Turkeys make no sense to me, they talk nonsense, chase kids, don't taste that great and somewhat ugly.

This isn't Dr. Seuss's 'Horton hatches the Egg' Where Horton the elephant is duped into hatching lazy mayzie's egg while she 'takes a long break' I'm simply trying to find the rightful looser or at least find a clucky chicken to be surrogate mother.

They were not in incubation due to the packaging and if fertile are likely to be good for some weeks yet. Turkeys eggs last longer than most...

Originally they were carefully packed in shredded paper in individual compartments. There might have been 12 but now there is 8 and I haven't done any baking.....yet


Turkey for Christmas anyone? Know anyone with Chickens we could slip these little horrors under? Please help the funny birds.....

This is not a clucky chicken.