I had no idea that fatal shark attacks were so low and eating blow fish puts your life is in the hands of the chef ( you really hope he's having a good day.)
My hand has been 'held up' to provide for joke of the day. Funny, since I have joke retention levels of a deaf fish! The fix - get gathering now so I can get a holiday in later.
I've created this form so I have a place to drop and forget again. You can help to and preserve your classics forever.
Go forth! plagiarise, borrow, embellish and hit me with your jokes and other witty interludes.
Those of you that become the main contributors will be famous (in my eyes anyway) and maybe we'll all go out together for a night of shenanigans? Maybe I'll just go out alone?